Sounder at Heart came out with Marvel trailer smack today in this Sounders vs. The Galaxy video (link). It's pretty good, one has to admit, even if they call the Galaxy a bunch of a-holes. Not to be outdone, yours truly wrote some Shakespearean sonnet smack.
I think the message is trophies not noise, but look at that rhyme scheme. Those are some tight lyrics right there, just so fresh.
When once I swam out past the Puget Sound
A trove of clubs with customs all their own
There was a world of options there I found
I saw some men whose talents were home grown
Down south in Angel Town they played with verve
They stopped all balls within the range of goal
It cost four score and twenty men their nerve
As Cup time came their dreams were met with coal
What life was there for those within the league
Who sought to claim some trophies from the beast
The road to Cups was paved with much fatigue
With second place came shame as champs they feast
The humble shall inherit not the world
The honor goes to those with banners furled