Hey friends! Dude here. My lady friend asked me to type up a quick season preview for those of you who aren’t familiar with the LA Galaxy. I like soccer...bowling isn’t the only spectator sport I follow. Apparently the soccer in England is better but who wants to go to a bar at four in the morning?
The 2017 off-season was a very complicated case. A lot of ins, a lot of outs, lotta what-have-yous. Especially with that Zlatan guy, who may or may not be one of the nihilists.
I hate to be negative, but last year, they f**ked it all up, man! They even put those lame bleachers up and got rid of the grass. That berm really tied the stadium together.
So this year they switched everything up. Sigi brought in a bunch of European guys with fancy names...Rolf something, Jurgen, they’re cool dudes. As Walter would point out, say will you will about the tenets of importing Europeans, but at least its an ethos.
Anyway, the team’s playing better, we got a forward who can score now, just gotta fix the defense and beat those LAFC jerks from across town..this aggression will not stand, man!
I sincerely hope you dig this season. And by the way, my pal Matt wrote his own season preview you oughta check out too.