LAG Confidential USMNT vs. Korea ticket contest

The Unites States are all set to take on Korea this Saturday, February 1st at the StubHub Center, with the LA Galaxy's Landon Donovan and Omar Gonzalez likely to feature heavily in the friendly. As a result we here at the Confidential have partnered with Allstate to give away four tickets to the game to one lucky fan in a caption contest.

If you haven't seen them by now, these are the leaked USMNT kits for the upcoming World Cup. If you would like to enter the contest, all you have to do is reply to this post with your one word adjective description of these kits. If you've ever played Apples to Apples, that's what I'm looking for. Except it's reverse because I've given you a noun, and I want your best adjective.

Like Apples to Apples, you have to know your judge. Hopefully over the years you've gotten to know my sense of humor. Making up adjectives, like Care Bear-ish, is fine and encouraged. Don't use Care Bear-ish though. There's nothing about those kits that's Care Bear-ish.

If you do win the tickets, be sure to check out the Fan Zone Allstate puts on for these matches. Your tickets will be available at Will Call the day of the game. All participants are subject to the official rules found here.
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