Disclaimer: this piece has nothing to do with the Roman Emperor responsible for converting Rome to Christianity. It does however contain a piece of Dan Keat from his homeland, and reveals a plot to keep Robbie Keane close to his. However, Bruce Arena defused it like a bomb under parliament so the status quo is maintained.

Oh go read a history book. This is what the papers are saying about the LA Galaxy:

Soccer: Keat knows his place in the Galaxy - Soccer - NZ Herald News
When Dan Keat turned up for his first day at LA Galaxy, he discovered his locker was right next to a certain David Beckham's.

Reports say L.A. nixes Keane extension - Soccer Blog - ESPN Los Angeles
Aston Villa's request to extend Robbie Keane's loan deal beyond Feb. 25 has been turned down by the Galaxy, according to reports Thursday in England.

Dynamo, fans excited as new stadium takes shape - Houston Chronicle

Dynamo president Chris Canetti gives at least one tour a day at BBVA Compass Stadium to media, prospective clients or fans he invites on Twitter. Lately, most of the tours start through a makeshift door that leads into the players' tunnel.